NEW MERCH:

das CAPital

“…it’s giving head.”


Chapeau Fellatio user schematic:

 
 

Just like in the "movies" (best enjoyed turned around)

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle

This product is made especially for you! “…it’s giving head.”

in Black or Navy

$ 45.00